Want Ad

Wanted:
Music Teacher for 123 Adorable Nicaraguan Children.

Requirements:
Kind (though some general teacher sternness pays off)
Flexible (of body-yoga, mind-learning el Espanol, and spirit)
Fairly Musically Apt (ie: ability to sing or play an instrument)
Conneseur of Rice and Beans
A Lover of Travel and Unexpected Adventures
Willing to Travel by Chicken Bus
A Navigator of Torrential Rainstorms and Puddles
Patient, Patient, Patient
Good at Playing Doctor to Little Kid Cuts and Scrapes
Willing to Reason with Teenagers
Able to Laugh in the Face of Very Frustrating Situations
Ignorer of Men on the Street Making Romantic Comments
Accepting of Hair Gel, Bare Feet, and Soy Products
Able to Entertain Self throughout Lengthy Periods of Power Outages

Ability to Move Hips in Latin Dance Style a Plus.

Other Pluses:
Not Concerned about Filthy Feet or Showering Every Day
Acceptance of Large Beetles
Craving of Rum and Cheap Pilsner by the Liter Bottle
Enjoyment of Cheesy Late 80's and Early 90's Music (ie: Bryan Adams and Michael Bolton)
Willingness to Sleep Inside a Mosquito Net
Ability to Haggle with Taxistas

Currently accepting new Music Director in San Jose de Cusmapa, Nicaragua.
Please respond ASAP.
Your new roommate will be a crafty artist and excellent chef.
Adventures shall abound!

Now who has the cojones to respond to this Want Ad?
I figure better posting it here than in a Penny Saver.